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ARCANE BULLSHIT on Windows Pc

Developed By: Nikolai Momot

License: Free

Rating: 4,0/5 - 17 votes

Last Updated: December 25, 2023

Download on Windows PC

Compatible with Windows 10/11 PC & Laptop

Game Details

Version 1.4.1
Size 49.2 MB
Release Date July 03, 16
Category Card Games

Game Permissions:
Allows an application to write to external storage. [see more (2)]

What's New:
HOTFIX: Spelling mistake [see more]

Description from Developer:
Arcane Bullshit is a powerful fortune-telling system that makes unlocking the forbidden secrets of the shadowy future-scape safe*, easy**, and FUN† for everyone!!!‡

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About this game

On this page you can download ARCANE BULLSHIT and play on Windows PC. ARCANE BULLSHIT is free Card game, developed by Nikolai Momot. Latest version of ARCANE BULLSHIT is 1.4.1, was released on 2016-07-03 (updated on 2023-12-25). Estimated number of the downloads is more than 500. Overall rating of ARCANE BULLSHIT is 4,0. Generally most of the top apps on Android Store have rating of 4+. This game had been rated by 17 users, 11 users had rated it 5*, 3 users had rated it 1*.

How to play ARCANE BULLSHIT on Windows?

Instruction on how to play ARCANE BULLSHIT on Windows 10 Windows 11 PC & Laptop

In this post, I am going to show you how to install ARCANE BULLSHIT on Windows PC by using Android App Player such as BlueStacks, LDPlayer, Nox, KOPlayer, ...

Before you start, you will need to download the APK/XAPK installer file, you can find download button on top of this page. Save it to easy-to-find location.

[Note] You can also download older versions of this game on bottom of this page.

Below you will find a detailed step-by-step guide, but I want to give you a fast overview of how it works. All you need is an emulator that will emulate an Android device on your Windows PC and then you can install applications and use it - you see you're playing it on Android, but this runs not on a smartphone or tablet, it runs on a PC.

If this doesn't work on your PC, or you cannot install, comment here and we will help you!

Step By Step Guide To Play ARCANE BULLSHIT using BlueStacks

  1. Download and Install BlueStacks at: https://www.bluestacks.com. The installation procedure is quite simple. After successful installation, open the Bluestacks emulator. It may take some time to load the Bluestacks app initially. Once it is opened, you should be able to see the Home screen of Bluestacks.
  2. Open the APK/XAPK file: Double-click the APK/XAPK file to launch BlueStacks and install the application. If your APK/XAPK file doesn't automatically open BlueStacks, right-click on it and select Open with... Browse to the BlueStacks. You can also drag-and-drop the APK/XAPK file onto the BlueStacks home screen
  3. Once installed, click "ARCANE BULLSHIT" icon on the home screen to start playing, it'll work like a charm :D

[Note 1] For better performance and compatibility, choose BlueStacks 5 Nougat 64-bit read more

[Note 2] about Bluetooth: At the moment, support for Bluetooth is not available on BlueStacks. Hence, apps that require control of Bluetooth may not work on BlueStacks.

How to play ARCANE BULLSHIT on Windows PC using NoxPlayer

  1. Download & Install NoxPlayer at: https://www.bignox.com. The installation is easy to carry out.
  2. Drag the APK/XAPK file to the NoxPlayer interface and drop it to install
  3. The installation process will take place quickly. After successful installation, you can find "ARCANE BULLSHIT" on the home screen of NoxPlayer, just click to open it.

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Other versions available: 1.4.1.

Download ARCANE BULLSHIT 1.4.1 on Windows PC – 49.2 MB

Arcane Bullshit is a powerful fortune-telling system that makes unlocking the forbidden secrets of the shadowy future-scape safe*, easy**, and FUN† for everyone!!!‡

Just like your favourite Tarot, Lenormand, or Pokemon card decks, ARCANE BULLSHIT can help you to peer into the inky abyss of your own fate! Follow the simple step-by-step prompts to read the cards, and ARCANE BULLSHIT will answer all of your weirdest personal queries! Use the text describing each card to guide you as you decipher the hidden mysteries of the future, or use your own bullshit intuition and just make shit up! ARCANE BULLSHIT is guaranteed to illuminate your past, reveal your future, and waste your present!

BUT WAIT! If you love ARCANE BULLSHIT, why not purchase a physical deck?? Follow the BUY link in the app's ABOUT section to learn more!

*Use of Arcane Bullshit is not recommended for clerics, bishops, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1960, nieces, recent grads, cherubs, or non-virgins. Consult a physician immediately if you experience mind-rending hallucinations lasting longer than 6 hours, or your fingernails turn into soap.

**For best results, set up a wicker tent in your den, home office, or wherever dark and unspeakable rites are performed. Consecrate the tent with koala tears and vermouth. Kneel on a balsa rod for no more than 66 seconds. Do not attempt to use Arcane Bullshit without a level 36 ectoplasmic shield, and a 4" brass toad.

†Arcane Bullshit is an absolutely serious and horrifying conduit to forgotten realms of incomprehensible illumination. Enjoy responsibly under the supervision of a qualified shaman.

‡Arcane Bullshit is an incredibly grave and sophisticated divination system, steeped in potent and unfathomable meaning, and intended for the solemn contemplation of initiated disciples only. Ages 9 and up.

††Arcane Bullshit is not a substitute for bathing.
HOTFIX: Spelling mistake
Allows an application to write to external storage.
Allows an application to read from external storage.