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Offensive Game Timer on Windows Pc

Developed By: Flassendale Automated Systems & Technology Ltd

License: Free

Rating: 4,0/5 - 7 votes

Last Updated: April 17, 2024

Download on Windows PC

Compatible with Windows 10/11 PC & Laptop

App Details

Version 1.0
Size 1.5 MB
Release Date October 30, 15
Category Entertainment Apps

Description from Developer:
WARNING: This app contains highly offensive language and themes. It is strictly not for children or persons of a sensitive nature.

Christmas is approaching, and you know what that... [read more]

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About this app

On this page you can download Offensive Game Timer and install on Windows PC. Offensive Game Timer is free Entertainment app, developed by Flassendale Automated Systems & Technology Ltd. Latest version of Offensive Game Timer is 1.0, was released on 2015-10-30 (updated on 2024-04-17). Estimated number of the downloads is more than 50. Overall rating of Offensive Game Timer is 4,0. Generally most of the top apps on Android Store have rating of 4+. This app had been rated by 7 users, 1 users had rated it 5*, 5 users had rated it 1*.

How to install Offensive Game Timer on Windows?

Instruction on how to install Offensive Game Timer on Windows 10 Windows 11 PC & Laptop

In this post, I am going to show you how to install Offensive Game Timer on Windows PC by using Android App Player such as BlueStacks, LDPlayer, Nox, KOPlayer, ...

Before you start, you will need to download the APK/XAPK installer file, you can find download button on top of this page. Save it to easy-to-find location.

[Note] You can also download older versions of this app on bottom of this page.

Below you will find a detailed step-by-step guide, but I want to give you a fast overview of how it works. All you need is an emulator that will emulate an Android device on your Windows PC and then you can install applications and use it - you see you're playing it on Android, but this runs not on a smartphone or tablet, it runs on a PC.

If this doesn't work on your PC, or you cannot install, comment here and we will help you!

  1. Install using BlueStacks
  2. Install using NoxPlayer

Step By Step Guide To Install Offensive Game Timer using BlueStacks

  1. Download and Install BlueStacks at: https://www.bluestacks.com. The installation procedure is quite simple. After successful installation, open the Bluestacks emulator. It may take some time to load the Bluestacks app initially. Once it is opened, you should be able to see the Home screen of Bluestacks.
  2. Open the APK/XAPK file: Double-click the APK/XAPK file to launch BlueStacks and install the application. If your APK/XAPK file doesn't automatically open BlueStacks, right-click on it and select Open with... Browse to the BlueStacks. You can also drag-and-drop the APK/XAPK file onto the BlueStacks home screen
  3. Once installed, click "Offensive Game Timer" icon on the home screen to start using, it'll work like a charm :D

[Note 1] For better performance and compatibility, choose BlueStacks 5 Nougat 64-bit read more

[Note 2] about Bluetooth: At the moment, support for Bluetooth is not available on BlueStacks. Hence, apps that require control of Bluetooth may not work on BlueStacks.

How to install Offensive Game Timer on Windows PC using NoxPlayer

  1. Download & Install NoxPlayer at: https://www.bignox.com. The installation is easy to carry out.
  2. Drag the APK/XAPK file to the NoxPlayer interface and drop it to install
  3. The installation process will take place quickly. After successful installation, you can find "Offensive Game Timer" on the home screen of NoxPlayer, just click to open it.

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Download older versions

Other versions available: 1.0.

Download Offensive Game Timer 1.0 on Windows PC – 1.5 MB

WARNING: This app contains highly offensive language and themes. It is strictly not for children or persons of a sensitive nature.

Christmas is approaching, and you know what that means; playing board games with your awful family. Board games like that one with lettered tiles that I'd probably get sued for naming. Games that allow your delightful relations to dictate excessive waiting times while they contemplate even the most basic of moves, during which you dare not go for another beer for fearing of them cheating again. Games where your patience is tested to breaking point and beyond, resulting in expletives and shame.

No more.

With the power of Android's built-in Text-To-Speech functionality, Offensive Game Timer will not only assume the burden of making fellow players hurry up, it will also swear at them, insult them, and generally severely reprimand them for their inadequate alacrity.

Your family or friends will never want to play games with you again, and will hate you. But that's already the case, so what do you have to lose?

Features:
-Randomly selects appropriate statements when players are taking too long, taking far too long, run out of time, or are responsible for taking the most time in a game.
-Easy to use interface. Tell the app what the game is called, who is playing, and how long they may take; and let it do the talking!
-A database of highly offensive expletive statements, which is easily expandable by using the app's built in Phrase Editor.
-A clever and intuitive pattern-matching system, substituting symbols in phrases with the player's name, the game name, another random player's name, or statements specific to the player's gender.
-Records the total time each player has taken, producing a ranking at the end of the game, and insulting the player who took the most time.
-All phrases, players and settings are saved in the app for next time.
-Swears a lot.