Cerita Humor Gusdur on Windows Pc

Fourth President of Indonesia Abdurrahman Wahid alias Gus Dur is known as a humorist. He often throws fresh candaan The smart in front of his colleagues. Gusdur humorous story will never run out told.

Mahfud MD, once a year near Gus Dur know while serving as Minister of Defense of Indonesia and the Minister of Law and Legislation in the next year.

Mahfud said, Gus Dur has a very sharp memory. A friend Mahfud told me, Gus Dur is able to memorize thousands of important phone numbers since long before the visually impaired.

Jokes Wahid then appear when Mahfud ascertain whether these capabilities real.

"Gus Dur replied lightly, 'Yes, it used to be. Now we just memorize the number belongs to widows often calling me'," wrote Mahfud as quoted from the book "A year Joint Gus Dur" published RajaGrafindo (2010).

Mahfud mention humor collection Abdurrahman enormous. Almost every informal occasion, typical joke Abdurrahman appeared and tailored to the forum attended.

For example, said Mahfud, if the forum clerics, the story came out humor typical clerics such as custom tongue slipped when praising modern terms and the English language. Or when talking about football, the humor that comes out like a shaman scorer and so on.

Once upon a time, Gus Dur told me about clerics who boarded the plane from Surabaya to Jakarta. When it was announced that passengers wear a seat belt, the religious scholars are reluctant to wear them. Stewardess kept urging him to wear a seat belt for safety.

"I've got a seatbelt itself, responsible for the clerics while showing a thick belt wearing. Belt is a belt of the clerics who have been filled with amulets to safeguard themselves," said Mahfud, mimicking the story of Gus Dur.

To Mahfud, Gus Dur is often catapult a funny story about Madurese resourceful and ingenious.

There is a story about the pedicab driver from Madura ever caught by the police when abuse signs that indicate rickshaws are banned. Police reprimand was deemed pedicab driver did not see the signs. So, what is the answer to pedicab drivers?

"Oh, I see sir. But that picture empty rickshaw, there is no driver. Rickshaws are driving me right there. Do not empty," said pedicab driver.

"Fool you. What you can not read? Under the picture it's an inscription that rickshaws are prohibited from entering," said police snarl.

"No sir, I can not read. If I can read then I become a cop like sampeyan, not so pedicab drivers like this," said the rickshaw driver while grinning.

Gus Dur also tells also currently Madurese motorcycle driver was asked by the police provide SIM for ticketed. However, given precisely NU membership card. This joke will be directly responded to laughter for the residents of Madura merupaan Nahdliyin hard line.

Mahfud said Gus Dur many funny stories that can only be funny if he himself told me. Will diminish or disappear humor if delivered another person or in writing.

According to Mahfud, Gus Dur clever to choose a sentence spoken by the intonation and gestures that matched the humor is told.

Gus Dur also often issued a humor story in front of foreign guests. His English is very fluent. And he always managed to make foreign guests to hear the story laugh laughing.

"Fidel Castro, President of Cuba that haunted it, once provoked laughter humorous stories bahaknya by Gus Dur," said Mahfud.

Stock humorous story of Gus Dur, said Mahfud, an endless stream. Usually such moves raised humor to relieve tension in the face of the heat.

Conversely, if Gus Dur who began to feel tense, because his colleagues knew Gus Dur humor, it will be diluted with jokes.

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