ანეკდოტები 2018 on Windows Pc

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Jokes

A man fishing on top of the tile and linens. Passing a woman and asks:
- tile gakhuria why?
- leave me turn to what mood he is not.
Do not never stop this woman and why why gakhuria tile gakhuriao ..
- Yeah, and give me a good getqtvio ..
Woman get angry, it will go and what makadreo. Soon will it turn and agree. When you act moileven fisherman says:
- This dzua I have brought from the United States, this is a stick that was then bought in Japan, it took amkhvevi from Germany, the needles are in Brazil and bought a fish amgenit which I did not have, in the tile you are already in the fourth ...

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Miho boy brings the total credit in the bank and spend it entirely in Europe moikheva, a few months after his father called from Paris:
- How are you, Daddy?
- How will you remember my son walnut closet?
- I remember
- have been sold ...
- Hammock Do you remember?
- I remember
- have been sold ...
- Do you remember the beds?
- I remember
- have been sold ...
- from the edge of the bank and are coming into it, and it is also taking away danjrgheuli takhtigha waste ....
- What are you doing now, Daddy?
- I think now it is the mother ... mogi boat !!!

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True story of one of the villages in the cellar of the grape to pass the crowd who stood in the queue. One man in his skill in gamoutqdat. Anyway:

We bichobai me smaller school in one of the strawberries patragogo maavlinei mastsavleblatooo geography. So igeti great tits and legs i've had nights I remembered the blanket zontiki vaqenebdio. I rented a house and got mezoblat tskhovrobdao, mekide thinking of doing anything more than how gamezhimnao. Our upon me to buy my mother started liter banking magitvin adedebda yogurt and miikondao evening. My insight has found a solution to my problem and gadasatsqvetato tsaveli vetekim our village with a herd asakhurebeli medicine (powder) gamoartvio and the bank in which the milk into a basin chasadedeblad inside and threw it into the long mourieo. In the morning my father went to work in the field, I'll skolashio, the spirit when you come Moa evening sour tsaighoi teacher. Shortly afterwards, the lesson could not hear what I say to establish and dream of amikhdebaoo. Spread from the house, and what we see shavedi my mother entered the bank and at the foot of the two remaining kovzigha here and also gapatsitsebita khvetams kovzito. I immediately ran across the field with his father, the mother of the ill-Ari mamiii Come Quickly I Rao What mouida morning years before. Let's go Uh haaa metkio soon. When spread over the face, and what we see in our kuchikareb the shavedit dachmekhili (lame) postman coming out of the room with buttons shaped ikramso EE Mamie longer do you want from me has to tell.

That's true, so I come here to the enemy wishes amitanaio.

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