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Sad Paddle :( on Windows Pc

Developed By: Anachronic Designs

License: Free

Rating: 5,0/5 - 4 votes

Last Updated: December 27, 2023

Download on Windows PC

Compatible with Windows 10/11 PC & Laptop

Game Details

Version 1.4.3
Size 1 MB
Release Date March 15, 16
Category Arcade Games

What's New:
Version 1.4.3 -Fixed input for latest Android updateAdded Google Play achievements and leaderboardsAdded orange and purple color schemesVersion 1.4 -Optimized... [see more]

Description from Developer:
​Sad Paddle is a single player arcade satire and comedy game inspired by the Atari classic, Pong.
Battle against yourself to beat your high score. Sad Paddle wants you to lose, so... [read more]

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About this game

On this page you can download Sad Paddle :( and play on Windows PC. Sad Paddle :( is free Arcade game, developed by Anachronic Designs. Latest version of Sad Paddle :( is 1.4.3, was released on 2016-03-15 (updated on 2023-12-27). Estimated number of the downloads is more than 10. Overall rating of Sad Paddle :( is 5,0. Generally most of the top apps on Android Store have rating of 4+. This game had been rated by 4 users, 4 users had rated it 5*, 1 users had rated it 1*.

How to play Sad Paddle :( on Windows?

Instruction on how to play Sad Paddle :( on Windows 10 Windows 11 PC & Laptop

In this post, I am going to show you how to install Sad Paddle :( on Windows PC by using Android App Player such as BlueStacks, LDPlayer, Nox, KOPlayer, ...

Before you start, you will need to download the APK/XAPK installer file, you can find download button on top of this page. Save it to easy-to-find location.

[Note] You can also download older versions of this game on bottom of this page.

Below you will find a detailed step-by-step guide, but I want to give you a fast overview of how it works. All you need is an emulator that will emulate an Android device on your Windows PC and then you can install applications and use it - you see you're playing it on Android, but this runs not on a smartphone or tablet, it runs on a PC.

If this doesn't work on your PC, or you cannot install, comment here and we will help you!

Step By Step Guide To Play Sad Paddle :( using BlueStacks

  1. Download and Install BlueStacks at: https://www.bluestacks.com. The installation procedure is quite simple. After successful installation, open the Bluestacks emulator. It may take some time to load the Bluestacks app initially. Once it is opened, you should be able to see the Home screen of Bluestacks.
  2. Open the APK/XAPK file: Double-click the APK/XAPK file to launch BlueStacks and install the application. If your APK/XAPK file doesn't automatically open BlueStacks, right-click on it and select Open with... Browse to the BlueStacks. You can also drag-and-drop the APK/XAPK file onto the BlueStacks home screen
  3. Once installed, click "Sad Paddle :(" icon on the home screen to start playing, it'll work like a charm :D

[Note 1] For better performance and compatibility, choose BlueStacks 5 Nougat 64-bit read more

[Note 2] about Bluetooth: At the moment, support for Bluetooth is not available on BlueStacks. Hence, apps that require control of Bluetooth may not work on BlueStacks.

How to play Sad Paddle :( on Windows PC using NoxPlayer

  1. Download & Install NoxPlayer at: https://www.bignox.com. The installation is easy to carry out.
  2. Drag the APK/XAPK file to the NoxPlayer interface and drop it to install
  3. The installation process will take place quickly. After successful installation, you can find "Sad Paddle :(" on the home screen of NoxPlayer, just click to open it.

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Download older versions

Other versions available: 1.4.3.

Download Sad Paddle :( 1.4.3 on Windows PC – 1 MB

​Sad Paddle is a single player arcade satire and comedy game inspired by the Atari classic, Pong.
Battle against yourself to beat your high score. Sad Paddle wants you to lose, so make it happy!

-Funny and addictive arcade gameplay
-Simulated real-world paddle and ball physics
-4 difficulty levels with speed and score modifiers
-Crisp rain, thunder, and lightning effects
-Sharp retro black and white graphics
-Personal high score tracking
-Performance enhancements
-No ads
-Infinity mode
-Ironic difficulty level
-Super classy piano music
-Flat paddle option for more retro gameplay
-Achievements
-Mood paddle modes
-Super party mode

Sad Paddle :( - Make It Happy :)

Made with Unity
Version 1.4.3 -
Fixed input for latest Android update
Added Google Play achievements and leaderboards
Added orange and purple color schemes
Version 1.4 -
Optimized for better performance
Improved sound quality
Version 1.3 -
Added support for landscape mode
Improved collision detection
Version 1.2 -
Fixed display so that it appears correctly with a wider variety of devices and aspect ratios.